RFCQotD:
My boss hadn't said two words to me since the photo copier incident. Of course I might have implied I was going to gut him with a shotgun blast. Just me goofing around, again.

Today's quote may not be exactly word for word. I'll correct it one of these days when I look up the quote in the book.

I finished the Fight Club book the day after I bought it. Why? Because I am teh 0wnz.

I saw Zoolander - teh funney.

If I ever start up a computer lan gaming store, I'm going to call it Byte Club.