Saturday, April 06, 2002
Ryan, did you use to have a parrot?
Parrot's Previous Owner Obviously Watched A Lot Of The Price Is Right
POPLAR BLUFF, MO— According to Kenneth Childs, the new owner of Crackers, an African gray parrot, the previous owner must have watched a tremendous amount of The Price Is Right. "All day long, Crackers keeps squawking shit like, 'Come on down!' and 'Plinko!'" Childs said. "That poor bird must have been subjected to the Game Show Network 24 hours a day." Childs also swore that he once heard Crackers sing the yodeling music from the mountain-climber game.
As Quoted from the Onion
Parrot's Previous Owner Obviously Watched A Lot Of The Price Is Right
POPLAR BLUFF, MO— According to Kenneth Childs, the new owner of Crackers, an African gray parrot, the previous owner must have watched a tremendous amount of The Price Is Right. "All day long, Crackers keeps squawking shit like, 'Come on down!' and 'Plinko!'" Childs said. "That poor bird must have been subjected to the Game Show Network 24 hours a day." Childs also swore that he once heard Crackers sing the yodeling music from the mountain-climber game.
As Quoted from the Onion
under construction @ 5:04 AM
Thursday, April 04, 2002
Alright, I'm beginning to type this blog, thinking there must be something interesting that I can talk about. Some introspective, informative, yet entertaining tidbit for all of the readers** out there. I still haven't figured out what that is though. I'll just shit out what comes to mind, in the mean time.
I've been playing Jedi Knight 2 like all the others. I like it a lot. I have spent half the time playing the single player game, and the other part playing some multiplayer. You just can't deny the joy you recieve when force pushing someone off a high ledge into a neverending pit. It warms the heart.
I'm just sitting here, 1:08 AM on a school night, listening to Tool's song "Reflection". I've got to "read" some chapters in Huck Finn tonight for English class tomorrow. I think I have some Pre-Calc homework also.
I picked up the registration packet for the SAT's. If I register by April 26th or whatever, I'll take the test on June 1st. I developed a minor phobia about taking the SATs. Ya see, my Aunt Samantha, who's 20ish now, took the SATs a couple years ago and got a perfect score. Now, she's not the brightest girl. She skipped school a lot during high school and other naughty things. Now how she got a fucking perfect score, befuddles me. So now when I take the SATs, I'm fairly confident I won't be getting a perfect score. I'm curious what that will say about me when I do worse than her on the test. Bah, I'm fucked up.
Well, I don't think I really hit the "interesting" theme for this post like I wanted, but you'll get over it. I need to work on getting ready for another beautiful day in the life of me.
Later
**All 5 of them.
I've been playing Jedi Knight 2 like all the others. I like it a lot. I have spent half the time playing the single player game, and the other part playing some multiplayer. You just can't deny the joy you recieve when force pushing someone off a high ledge into a neverending pit. It warms the heart.
I'm just sitting here, 1:08 AM on a school night, listening to Tool's song "Reflection". I've got to "read" some chapters in Huck Finn tonight for English class tomorrow. I think I have some Pre-Calc homework also.
I picked up the registration packet for the SAT's. If I register by April 26th or whatever, I'll take the test on June 1st. I developed a minor phobia about taking the SATs. Ya see, my Aunt Samantha, who's 20ish now, took the SATs a couple years ago and got a perfect score. Now, she's not the brightest girl. She skipped school a lot during high school and other naughty things. Now how she got a fucking perfect score, befuddles me. So now when I take the SATs, I'm fairly confident I won't be getting a perfect score. I'm curious what that will say about me when I do worse than her on the test. Bah, I'm fucked up.
Well, I don't think I really hit the "interesting" theme for this post like I wanted, but you'll get over it. I need to work on getting ready for another beautiful day in the life of me.
Later
**All 5 of them.
under construction @ 3:19 AM