My website may be broken, but I can still give you quotes that I ripped off of other people!

Well, they are Analogies and Metaphors found in high school essays. I'll give ya a couple for a few days.

"The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
-Malcolm Fleschner, Arlington"

"The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.
-Paul J. Kocak, Syracuse"

"She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
-Brian Broadus, Charlottesville"

Blah.

I had this whole Prohosting thing set up. Lots of free space, ftp access, and a blowjob later. But then I realized it wont let you link to images in other documents.

Poop.

I don't want to fix this yet, so my page will just stay in limbo.

And I'm alright with that.

Barrysworld is moving on to a subscription service, so I think my comments and all my hosted images and pages are hitting the crapper.

poop.

Note to Plinko:

You aren't my daddy. You are my roommate. If I sleep in, it's okay.

All you need to worry about, is cooking my food, and paying the bills.

Wait a minute...

TBCS 18 has come, and gone.

Lots and lots and lots of Battlefield 1942 was played.

I added 130-some songs to my music library. Amongst other files and movies...

I'm not in a chatty mood, so peace out, yo.